Druheln Gazette March 21 1st Edition (not serious AW news)

Weekly supplement to the monthly DRUHELN Sun

CYS ABDUCT ALIENS IN AREA 51 of ALPHA WORLD. By Tolkien, Druheln Gazette Staff Writer. Alpha World - Theories are scattering all around Alpha World, the lack of sightings of alien avatars around Alpha World GZ leads this one reporter to believe they have been abducted by a group of CY avatars which have infiltrated the CYS and now are impostors in their diminutive bodies.The CYS were a once and tall powerful avatar race as most of you might recall, now they are very diminutive and a shell of their former self. An AWP source which declined to be interviewed on camera told me that there have been mysterious CYS seen around the MIB building entering and leaving at strange hours of the night.The source continued with information of alien avatars seemed drugged or lifeless being dragged into the spaceship in the hangar of MIB. There was no alternative but to check this out for myself. Upon arriving at the scene I was amazed at what I saw. There were half a dozen CYS pulling what appeared to be drugged aliens into the spacecraft at MIB. I made a call to the HEXAGON and was greeted with "no comment" on the situation. It's a tough wait as the Active Worlds are in its own chaos of citizens deciding to go or stay plus with this abduction going on it is sure hard to be an Active World Citizen these days..so this speculated abduction will have to play out as it may be a matter that is more important that the chaos in the AW now. It is said by some sources in the AWP that the CYS were taking over the aliens and had other plans on some other groups in AW so we'll just have to see what happens. So we await in anxiousness as chaotic conditions are spreading through AW. Whatever happens you heard it here first on the Druheln Gazette. (The story above is fiction and meant just for some laughs.)

Druheln Gazette is a weekly publication focusing on the funnier sides of AW. All comments can be directed back at Editor Tolkien awtolkien@yahoomail.com

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